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PAtD - Last I Checked

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Ryan glanced across the dressing room, finding the sight of Brendon and Shane talking, close. Shane said something, Brendon smiled and laughed.

And then Shane kissed him, casually, but still totally full-on, said something quietly, and left the room.

This, naturally, surprised Ryan just a tiny bit. He walked over through the group of people crowding the room to Brendon and asked, "What was that?"

Brendon gave him an odd look. "What was what?"

Ryan made a vague pointing motion in the direction of the door, not finding it in himself to actually articulate what he had just seen.

"Oh, that," Brendon said, and gave Ryan a look that was clearly meant to say "duh". "Um, me and Shane are dating?"

Normally, when you find out your best friend is dating someone new, it's generally a good thing to be nice about it and encourage them by telling them how happy you are for them. But Ryan apparently had no sense of manners and shot back, "Why?"

Brendon gave him another skeptical look. "Um. Listen, Ryan. There's something you should know about. When two people like each other a whole lot..."

"Brendon, shut up, I know how dating works. Just. What the fuck? When did that happen?"

Brendon put on a serious face, rubbed his chin in thought, and remarked sarcastically, "Well, let's see, I don't know. Maybe..." He took off the obviously fake front. "Ryan, I can't pinpoint a date or anything. That's stupid. We just started to like each other. Does that have to be a problem?"

Ryan crossed his arms defiantly. "Brendon, last I checked, you're straight."

Brendon looked mildly offended and put his hands on his hips as if making a retort to Ryan's previous move. "Do I have to be? I mean, honestly."

Ryan looked him up and down, taking note of his pose, the cock of his hips, the bitchy expression on his face... "Okay, yeah, you know what? Nevermind. You are totally gay." He walked away, leaving Brendon with that.

Brendon yelled back across the room (which was quite unnessecary, as the room was very small), "Yeah? Well... you're... you're super gay!"

Ryan ignored him.
kjhn;flkhsdalgkh lol. morning silliness after seeing this Shane primer.

If you don't know who Shane is, you can click on that primer and get pictures and a whole lot of explanation, but basically he is Brendon's roommate and. idk. XDDD

*facepalm* This is clearly Shane/Brendon, but. I was going for sort of a Brendon/Ryan angle as well... Ryan's actually supposed to be a little bit jealous, if you couldn't tell.

You know what's weird, and I only found this out because of the primer? Shane's middle name is Ryan, and some of his friends call him that (supposedly to distinguish him from his dad because his dad's name is Shane too). Gee, doesn't that sound familiar...? It's almost a little too ironic, but I'm not gonna delve into it because no one but :iconlegginglas: and :iconblackroseelise: probably will ever believe my stupid insane theories. XDDD
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Like lolololol !!